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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 8  
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Some ------- has stolen our tent."
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 8  
Twas the Month after Chanukah...
'Twas the Month after Chanukah

Twas the month after Chanukah, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibble, the latkas I'd taste
At Chanukah parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine or the egg creams, the bread and the cheese
and the way I'd never said, ''No thank you, please.''
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
and prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

I said to myself, as only I can
''You can't spend the winter disguised as a man!''
So... away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of all chocolate, each cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
''Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want to chew only a long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 8  
A:I'll tell you a story,B
B:what it is?
A:once upon a time there's a
talking monkey with its
owner asking some question
"the owner:what's that?"
"monkey:it's a bridge"
"the owner:you're smart monkey,where's the sun?"
"monkey:behind the cloud"
"the owner:you're smart monkey,& who are you?"
A:you guest it....
B:duhh.it must answered..."I'm the monkey"
A:you're smart monkey
B:OOOPS............
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 0  
bero macam mane nak anta msj kat sinar fm? ape nombor nye ye?
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months ago Karma: 8  
bukan kat sini la geng msg..
tgk kat chit chat music..
aku up kt situ..
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months ago Karma: 8  
bukan kat sini la geng msg..
tgk kat chit chat music..
aku up kt situ..
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months ago Karma: 8  
Bar Challenge


A man walks into a bar and notices a huge pot filled with money sitting in the corner. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender tells him it's the prize for a contest.

"You pay 5 bucks for a chance to win the pot, and to win it you have to do three things" says the bartender. "First, you have to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Second, there's a pit bull out back who has an abscessed tooth. You have to pull the bad tooth from his mouth. Last, you have to go upstairs to the bedroom. Up there is the owner's mother. She's 90 years old, and hasn't had an orgasm in 30 years If you can make her come, the money's yours."

The guy decides to try it and tosses his five bucks in the pot. He walks up to the bouncer and decks the monster with a single punch. Then he goes out back. Soon everyone in the bar hears growling, barking, and yelling, followed by whimpering sounds.

The fellow strolls back into the bar with his clothes ripped up, covered with scratches and bites. "That's two down!" he says. "Now where's that old broad with the abscessed tooth?"
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months ago Karma: 8  
Ballerina

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a drink, when the bartender calls who ordered a drink, she raises her arm.

A man across the road saw all this hair under her arm and came over. He goes, I'll buy that ballerina a drink.

The bartender asks how do you know she's a ballerina? The man replies only a ballerina can lift her leg up that high...
 
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Bad Dog


A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and orders a drink.

The bartender brings it to him and asks "Do you want to talk about something? You look kinda down in the dumps".

The guy says "Well, I've suspected that my wife has been cheating on me for months, so today I took the day off work tofollow her. Well, when I came home, I caught her with my best friend!"

"Wow, that must have been hard!" the bartender says "What exactly do you say to your friend in a situation like that?"

The guy at the bar replies "Well, I looked him straight in the eye, and I yelled BAD DOG!"
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 9 Months ago Karma: 8  
ATM Card

One day, three friends and I went to this "Gentlemans' Club."

One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.

Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.

Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute.....then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
 
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