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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mase ari ahad 2,kawan aku ni die gi interview........................pas 2............ korang nak tau????????? k0rang tau x? x tau kan? aku pun x tau!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAH [100083653x] 1/0
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 3 Months, 1 Week ago  
:_b_link__: ek eleh lawak dah basi la 2...2 lawak zaman kuno la hahahahahahahahah...apek's _style_! apa barang?
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 3 Months, 1 Week ago  
korang taw tak zaman dulu ada sekor anak tupai yang suka sangat terbang2 waktu malam?? laaa tak tau ker??? ke korang ni buta sejarah??? masih tak tau lg ke?/ takpe aku bagi can kat korang fikir ek? mmmm tak tau gi? mangla tak tau cuz benda tu dah memang tak sah.. hehehehehe... ar, lu pikir la sendiri!!!
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 3 Months, 1 Week ago  
bodo punya lawak:_b_link__: :_b_link__:
 
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lawak giler... 1 Month, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 0  
fuyooo.... best sih lawak 2...
ade pengalaman cm2 ke????????
da jd taugeh br tarik kuar... gler la...
hehehe.......
 
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BUAT lawak la pulak ko ni 1 Month, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 0  
ape la ko ni..................mcm 2 plak. ingatkan ape...............
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 2 Weeks, 4 Days ago Karma: 0  
Suatu pagi seorang gadis membawa termos singgah di sebuah kedai kopi untuk
membeli minuman sebagai bekalan kepejabatnya.

Gadis:"Encik, rasa-rasanya berapa cawan air boleh diisi kedalam termos
saya?"

Pelayan: "Saya rasa mungkin tujuh cawan."

Gadis: "Baiklah.....Bagi saya dua cawan teh,empat cawan kopi susu dan satu
cawan kopi tanpa gula.

Pelayan: aaa...?????
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 2 Weeks, 4 Days ago Karma: 0  
Seorang ayah mempunyai anak gadis yang kerjanya menggunakan telefon. Setiap kali menerima telefon pasti anaknya itu akan berbual sampai 5 jam tanpa henti.. Entah apa yang dibualkan pun tak tahulah...

Suatu hari.. anak gadisnya menerima panggilan telefon dan bergegas mengangkatnya.. ayahnya mengeluh kerana sudah pasti 5 jam lagi baru selesai... Tapi.. Alangkah terkejutnya.. apabila anaknya itu cuma berbual selama 2 JAM bukan 5 Jam
seperti biasa...

"Tunggu sekejap.... Siapa yang talefon tu?" tanya ayahnya kehairanan..

"Tak tahu la ayah... salah Nombor! " jawab anaknya sambil tersengih..
 
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Re:KISAH2 LAWAK... HAHAHAHAHA.. 2 Weeks, 4 Days ago Karma: 0  
Che'gu Nasyor sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Che'gu Nasyor akan menyuruh muridČnya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana muridČ baring dan mengankat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal.

Che'gu Nasyor asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya menggerakkan kakinya tibaČ memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Che'gu Nasyor menyergah muridnya yang bernama Man Tapah.

"Woiiii Man, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah"

"Oh Che'gu Nasyor, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Che'gu,
sebab tu saya berhenti. Takkan nak kayuh jugak.
 
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Re:LAWAK GILER... HAHAHAHAHA.. 3 Days, 15 Hours ago Karma: 0  
hahahah yg ni lawak gler...
 
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